the hitler of crickets is leading us towards mediocrity
watch as we follow the path he's created so mindlessly
the engine head woman was the one who knew where this lead
but the hitler of crickets silenced her before she could speak

guide us o genus
mold us and lead us
shine down upon us please
come face the average
your mindless masses
are hanging on your every word

the hitler of crickets is amp buzz and tape hiss for all to see
watch as we put him on everyone's playlist so mindlessly
what would you do if you were the last person to stand on earth?
Why aren't you doing that now?

guide us o genus
mold us and lead us
shine down upon us please
come face the average
your mindless masses
are hanging on your every word
you're amp buzz and tape hiss
you're the morning playlist
the hitler of crickets speaks
quiet, the hitler of crickets speaks